You know I hate to toot my horn

But you've just got to see some of today's articles about Oracle. Like this one where Forbes says that "critics said [Larry Ellison] would turn his database company into a hideous-- and expensive-- Frankenstein of a corporation. But, it seems like Ellison will get the last laugh." Um, yeah. Not quite sure what to say to that. Was there ever any doubt whether I'd get the last laugh? No, there was not. And then there's the Goldman Sachs analyst quoted in Business Week who says, "It's a 'wow' result." And a Jefferies & Co. analyst says it was a "bang-up first quarter." Of course it was. And you're welcome. I know Oracle just saved America's ailing economy. Don't mention it. It's my little gift to you guys.