Wish you were here

It's a warm day in Chicago. That's why Frank and I beat it on over to White Castle when the gynecologist convention went on lunch break. We cooled down with a few burgers and Cokes. A lot of people don't know this, but White Castle is the oldest hamburger chain in the world, and by God, I've missed this place for a long time. Seriously. I can't even begin to tell you what it's like to stack three of those little burgers on top of each other and then stuff them all into your mouth at once. Indescribable. Frank can do six at once. He calls it "The Tower of Power." Says he has some kind of vision about the new Oracle 12g database when he gets them all into his mouth. That's Frank for you, though. Always trying to one-up everybody. I will tell you this. The dude should have been a gynecologist. He's really knows his stuff -- he's just cut out for the work.