September 13, 2007
Throw up the horns, throw back a beer, and objectify women
That's what you do when you're Kevin Rose, because you own one of those Web 2.0 sites and you do whatever the fuck you want. You even have a podcast called Diggnation where you drink beer like there's no tomorrow. You set up a little camcorder in the crib and talk with Alex Albrecht AKA Dennis the Menace about what happened on CNN that week. To attract a crowd and keep yourself amused, you get really hot girls to dress up like maids and then bend over in front of the camera so everyone can see their undies. Oh, and you talk really slow and use dumbed down language for the millions of 9 year-olds watching your podcast. That's not really hard for you, because you're kind of like a 9 year-old yourself. Your balls never dropped. You can't grow facial hair. Your friends call you Numbnuts, and so does Larry Ellison.
And you know what? I have no problem with any of it. Diggnation gets Larry's red stamp of approval. Seriously. I wouldn't want anyone other than Numbnuts and Dennis the Menace instilling values like these in our 9 year-olds. So here's to you, boys. Hold those horns high and keep up the good work. Larry salutes you.