September 25, 2007

MySQL AB is the new Valleywag

Only two months after Valleywag lost the race to find Fake Steve Jobs, lost ninety-eight percent of its returning visitors, and filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, who steps into the blazed path but a two-bit company called MySQL AB. That's right, people. Marten Mickos is trying to find Fake Larry, and he's holding a poll this week to help discover my true identity. See here. So head on over and cast your vote. Just remember that your vote might not count. Because MySQL AB uses MySQL databases, and MySQL databases sometimes lose data, they might, well, inadvertently lose your vote. But what the hell, right?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

rumors are rampant of dimpled chad cases amongst votes