See here. Now all the eHarmony people are using Oracle to hook up. We gave old man Neil Clark Warren all kinds of discounts, like the senior citizen discount and the mentally disabled entrepreneur discount. We feel kind of bad for the guy. I mean, eHarmony was a pretty good idea. It really was. But then some crack-head developers went and frigged the whole thing up. Now you have to fill out like 300 forms just to register. Anyway, to show his appreciation for the discounts we gave him, Neil rigged eHarmony so that I would show up as a match for every woman in Silicon Valley. I've already gotten like 300 responses. And you know what that means, bros. Time to fire up the boat, load up the honeys, and set sail for Tijuana.
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