No, I will not change my blog's background color

And shame on the dude who keeps asking me. Black is my power color, okay? Listen, if you're so upset about it, maybe you should go write a dissertation about why people shouldn't use black as a blog background color. Or maybe you should hit a punk show and beat the shit out of some random kid in the mosh pit. Or maybe you should surf Facebook for while and virtually headbutt all of your friends. I don't know. Do whatever you need to do, dude. Just stop emailing me, okay? And if you really think it's that hard to read white text on black, you should have tried programming with punch cards back in the day. You would have made it like, all of ten minutes, you little turd.