August 22, 2007

MySQL collection cart coming to a cubical near you

The first thing we tell new hires is that they shouldn't install or use MySQL under any circumstances. But accidents happen. And we understand that. Sometimes people are duped into doing stupid things like installing malicious and useless applications that are harmful to themselves and others. That's why this dude is biking around the Oracle offices right now and collecting machines that have been infected with MySQL. We're granting employees amnesty today and today only. Give us your computers, people. We'll purge the evil and put you back on the straight and narrow. Because after today, Safra gets to deal with you. And believe me, you really don't want to see her when she's got a whip in her hands.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I hope you are lining the cart with maggots, because they are the only things that will eat that shit.

Recycling centers won't take MySQL infected computers anymore. The shit clogs up the separators.