August 5, 2007
We pulled the plug on Mini Me
See here. Only it wasn't Steve who canned the dude, it was us. I told my IT security people to get in there and rename all of the FSJ blog database tables after Simpsons characters. And I swear Steve calls me like five minutes after that. He's all panicked and shit and dropping the f-bomb. And I'm like, what makes you think it was me? Anyway, to make a long story short, the Apple cafeteria employee is back to serving tater tots.