August 15, 2007

I miss my cats

What a great trip to Israel this has been. First I give away a shitload of money to defend some daycare center or something, and then I deliver a bunch of great speeches. I mean, I don't want to toot my own horn here, but nobody except me could make this kind of stuff up. Like this speech where I say that MySQL sucks ass. And then, to top it all off, I get hooked up with Yarden and Nivit and Natalie. I'm spent, people. Completely cashed. Or is it cached?

Anyway, I think it's about time to leave. I really miss my cats back home. Lots of people think I'm like some big time tech oracle who's out saving the world and bringing loads of light and joy to people's lives. And I am. But I'm also this really big sentimental softie at heart who loves cats. I even take in strays and build houses for them in my yard. I have quite a few, and they really miss me while I'm away as this security video (above) clearly shows. I mean, just look at all my kids. They're practically attacking Maria the maid because they miss me so much. Hold tight, little guys. Larry's about to turn on the afterburners.

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